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apolloreincarnated: browningtons: daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “ I don’t care how many times i’ve reblogged this. I love this concept so fucking much and there needs to be a full series on this.

apolloreincarnated:

browningtons:

daydreamer-kay-em:

“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “

I don’t care how many times i’ve reblogged this. I love this concept so fucking much and there needs to be a full series on this.

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californiafit:

that—fit—girl:

toujoursameliorer:

mylifeasabiologynerd:

traintosurvive:

itty-bitty-babe:

barbells-and-highheels:

therobinsrevenge:

My girlfriend looks good, but she could look better…

‘Your only responsibility is to support them in reaching their unique capacity’
~Elliott Hulse

This man is a God

Fucking yes.

this guy. this guy, hell i have never agreed on something more. i could say more but just watch it. it is worth every second of your time

THIS

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen

SO MUCH RESPECT. You have to watch this

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peanutbutta:

jkimisyellow:

the best video i have ever seen.

The noise i just made was not human

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: koolaidclitoris: OKAY SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHITTIEST COOKIE RECIPE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN ROCK WE CALL A MOTHERFUCKING PLANET. So Ghiradelli, who was once a beloved and trusted name in my household, gave a chocolate chip cookie recipe on the back of their chocolate chip bag. Innocent baking fun, right? NO! ASSFUCKING WRONG! I did not deviate from their instructions because I trusted this demon possessed chocolate connoisseur of evil intentions and broken dreams. I HAD THEIR SHIT FUCK EGGS AND THEIR GODDAMN BAKING SODA! BUT IT DIDN’T MATTER! But I was still unaware as I prepped the betrayal dough to be put on the baking shit, like a lamb for slaughter. And I can remember, so clearly, me thinking “ungreased cooking sheet?” BECAUSE IT SAID UNGREASED BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!! So I placed the balls of soon to be destruction and misery on the sheet and placed them in the oven. and waited. And then when I removed them from the oven THEY WERE MOTHERFUCKING PUDDLES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING PAN. I waited for them to cool, hoping they would come out in one piece and this monstrosity could be saved. But as I raised my spatula to slide the cookies out: pure carnage. IT WAS LIKE THESE ASS SHIT COOKIES WERE WELDED TO THIS SHEET! LIKE IT WAS TRYING TO REMOVE THE FUCKING SWORD FROM THE STONE! No cookie was spared. And this. THIS is what I have to live with now. My once baking innocent is shaddered, and I will never be the same, not since after the war. I can still hear the sound of the spatula scraping the sheet, constantly scraping  this is the angriest response to cookies i have ever seen

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

koolaidclitoris:

OKAY SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHITTIEST COOKIE RECIPE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN ROCK WE CALL A MOTHERFUCKING PLANET. So Ghiradelli, who was once a beloved and trusted name in my household, gave a chocolate chip cookie recipe on the back of their chocolate chip bag. Innocent baking fun, right? NO! ASSFUCKING WRONG! I did not deviate from their instructions because I trusted this demon possessed chocolate connoisseur of evil intentions and broken dreams. I HAD THEIR SHIT FUCK EGGS AND THEIR GODDAMN BAKING SODA! BUT IT DIDN’T MATTER! But I was still unaware as I prepped the betrayal dough to be put on the baking shit, like a lamb for slaughter. And I can remember, so clearly, me thinking “ungreased cooking sheet?” BECAUSE IT SAID UNGREASED BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!! So I placed the balls of soon to be destruction and misery on the sheet and placed them in the oven. and waited. And then when I removed them from the oven THEY WERE MOTHERFUCKING PUDDLES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING PAN. I waited for them to cool, hoping they would come out in one piece and this monstrosity could be saved. But as I raised my spatula to slide the cookies out: pure carnage. IT WAS LIKE THESE ASS SHIT COOKIES WERE WELDED TO THIS SHEET! LIKE IT WAS TRYING TO REMOVE THE FUCKING SWORD FROM THE STONE! No cookie was spared. And this. THIS is what I have to live with now. My once baking innocent is shaddered, and I will never be the same, not since after the war. I can still hear the sound of the spatula scraping the sheet, constantly scraping 

this is the angriest response to cookies i have ever seen

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5000letters:

When people say: I’m a mess
they’re not warning you off
they’re willing you closer
to see past the sadness at 2AM,
and the chain-smoking, the crying at pianists
midnight meals, foetal positions and the sulk of bottom lips 

there’s something inherently vulnerable about it
‘i’m a mess’ 
it’s filled with a soft stark pleading you won’t hear unless you’re listening right and all it means is 
‘please don’t leave me here alone.’ 

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thegainsbro:

Recovery doesn’t mean getting back to where you once were; recovery means becoming a newly improved, stronger version of yourself. 

word.

ooooo, i did yoga yesterday, and I am SORE! yessss :) :) :) 

ok so i had a really great weekend but it’s time to move on and get back into my own life…

something that gives me self confidence is being active and independent - doing things that I’m interested in or that I’m good at and enjoy. So when I’m in a rut or need to remind myself that I’m worthy (and fabulous), I go and do the things that remind me of the person I’ve become.

Listening to music makes me so emotional.

Life is a beautiful thing. I have big emotions, but I love it because I love people and life and the world….even if situations are sad or difficult, they’re that way because there are things that are so important in our lives.

rendigo:

highwaytohelia:

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iheartchaos:

Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza

San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.

I love pranks like this.

that is a pretty good natured pizza man.

that dude is SO down for this

(via lovewithallyouvegot)